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Captain Kees

from Shadowland by Joe Covenant

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A track written for the current Captain of the Ragh Harfen Fianna, bestowing his great virtues!

This has actually altered a little since it's creation.
The line in the song (as below) "When faeces hits the fan" has been altered to "When nothing goes to plan".

Thats the way its sung these days...

And, other things you should know:
Soder is a place, not a Typo!
The Tarantulas, Lions, Wolves, Bears, Vipers, and Jackals
are all different factions from the LARP world of Erdreja.

lyrics

There was a man, a Soder man,
with shield and hammer in his hands,
wandered far across the land
and settled in this place.

He had a lust for valour bold.
A deep desire to harvest gold,
- mostly he just had an odd
expression on his face.

(chorus)
Kees, Kees, Captain Kees!
Tough but fair – you’ll find that he’s
the one you want in front of you
when faeces hits the the fan.

Kees, Kees, Captain Kees!
Hard as nails or ancient cheese!
Want a wall to stop them all?
Our Captain is the man!

Tarantulas are scared of him.
Lions greet him with a grin.
Wolves slope off and cower.
with their tails between their legs.

Bears give out admiring roars.
He boots Vipers out the door.
Jackals think they’re dogs of war
- He makes them sit and beg!

(chorus)

And so be sure when he’s about,
you’re always nicely kitted out.
Always do be certain there’s
no rust upon your mail!

Otherwise, make no mistake,
will be the last one that you make,
as he buries deeply,
his right foot into your tail!

(chorus x2)

Want a wall to stop them all?
Our Captain is the man!

credits

from Shadowland, released June 12, 2007
Everything - Jøsef Lambsen
(aka Joe 'Covenant' Lamb)

Written and Produced by Joe Lamb

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