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Coulton's Got Class

by Joe Covenant

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Come on folk and stop watching glee I don't like FOX and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny if you use their stuff, just a tiny little taste you get a lawsuit in your face You'd get hung! They want to act all tough In the court-roon, you'd get stuffed you're gall has got me staring too speechless to even start swearing Oh FOX, you done it now didya? what is wrong with this here picture? My homeboys tried to warn me But that thing you did makes me so angry Ooh, Ruddy-Grey-Skin... D'You think that JoCo'd just give in? and say, "use me, use me... Such a buzz bein' ripped off by Glee..." I've seen them dancing as bad as their actin' 'Cause their, lame, tame and their autotune aint got no shame. I'm tired of magazines Saying Glee's the next big thing Take the average Fan boy and ask him who they'd rather listen to!? So, fellas, fellas Does your girlfriend watch this stuff? Tell her to change it, change it cos we've all had enough... Brennan's a hack Falchuk's a hack Murphy's a hack... Cut Coulton some slack! They think they're oh so big ripping off of Coulton's rig they just can't help themselves they're acting like they're animals Now here's the scandal... They oughta pay up some! They owe, cough it up, owe - owe And I'm talking 'bout a Payday! 'Cause Jonathan's parts are clear as day I hear 'em clear, plain and simple We've found that they just took 'em Jonnie C's no hooker begging for some filthy lucre So I'm looking at their videos clueless bimbos talking like Pros You can have them wanna-be's I'll keep my song's like Jonnie-C's A word to the thick Fox Mista's I'm pretty pissed with ya -I won't cuss or hit ya - But I'm gotta say it straight and you all should get to... 'what you did was WRONG Your dignity is gone... A lot of Gleeks won't like this song But them punks oughta quit it and just see that FOX is leading them astray You've been wrong, all along And I'm here to say it's Coulton's song So, ladies, ladies If you wanna dig more than babies Then turn around and block it out... All the fanboys got to shout Brennan's a hack Falchuk's a hack Murphy's a hack... Cut Coulton some slack! Actually when, when it comes to integrity, FOX doesn't have very much at all to do with that concept... I mean, R. Kelly, Cyndi Lauper? Maybe he should be glad of the company, huh? So you Gleeks all dig on Artie want Blaine at your slumber party But Blaine and Artie ain't exactly Smarties... My toby jugs they don't want none Unless you got talent, hun You can lip synch all you wanna But please don't try and sing! So the lawyers wanna play some hard ball And tell you that his case ain't gold So they toss it and they diss it But we know (QUACK) when we sniff it... So FOX they're playing dumb treating us like so much scum But his fans are loud and his tunes are kicking so Gleeks, think about quitin' To you poor Gleek guys you got no excuse You can't do his thing. he's a musician, not a beatician's puppet that'll soon be old news... So before y'awl try to dis grab a bunch from his playlist He's got game - so join the throng and go to jonathancoulton dot com! Then - people - If you love his sound, you will wanna put the glee cast down, Dial 1-900-JonnieC And ditch that nasty FOX cut him some slack credit his ass admit they're his tracks give him some cash
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released January 25, 2013

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