Coulton's Got Class

by Joe Covenant

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released January 25, 2013

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Track Name: Coulton's Got Class
Come on folk and stop watching glee

I don't like FOX and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
if you use their stuff, just a tiny little taste
you get a lawsuit in your face

You'd get hung! They want to act all tough
In the court-roon, you'd get stuffed
you're gall has got me staring
too speechless to even start swearing

Oh FOX, you done it now didya?
what is wrong with this here picture?
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that thing you did makes me so angry

Ooh, Ruddy-Grey-Skin...
D'You think that JoCo'd just give in?
and say, "use me, use me...
Such a buzz bein' ripped off by Glee..."

I've seen them dancing
as bad as their actin'
'Cause their, lame, tame
and their autotune aint got no shame.

I'm tired of magazines
Saying Glee's the next big thing
Take the average Fan boy and ask him who
they'd rather listen to!?

So, fellas, fellas
Does your girlfriend watch this stuff?
Tell her to change it, change it
cos we've all had enough...
Brennan's a hack
Falchuk's a hack
Murphy's a hack...
Cut Coulton some slack!

They think they're oh so big
ripping off of Coulton's rig
they just can't help themselves
they're acting like they're animals
Now here's the scandal...

They oughta pay up some!
They owe, cough it up, owe - owe
And I'm talking 'bout a Payday!
'Cause Jonathan's parts are clear as day

I hear 'em clear, plain and simple
We've found that they just took 'em
Jonnie C's no hooker
begging for some filthy lucre

So I'm looking at their videos
clueless bimbos talking like Pros
You can have them wanna-be's
I'll keep my song's like Jonnie-C's

A word to the thick Fox Mista's
I'm pretty pissed with ya
-I won't cuss or hit ya -
But I'm gotta say it straight and you all should get to...
'what you did was WRONG

Your dignity is gone...
A lot of Gleeks won't like this song
But them punks oughta quit it and just see that
FOX is leading them astray

You've been wrong, all along
And I'm here to say it's Coulton's song

So, ladies, ladies
If you wanna dig more than babies
Then turn around and block it out...
All the fanboys got to shout
Brennan's a hack
Falchuk's a hack
Murphy's a hack...
Cut Coulton some slack!


Actually when, when it comes to integrity, FOX doesn't have very much at all to do with that concept... I mean, R. Kelly, Cyndi Lauper? Maybe he should be glad of the company, huh?


So you Gleeks all dig on Artie
want Blaine at your slumber party
But Blaine and Artie ain't exactly Smarties...

My toby jugs they don't want none
Unless you got talent, hun
You can lip synch all you wanna
But please don't try and sing!

So the lawyers wanna play some hard ball
And tell you that his case ain't gold
So they toss it and they diss it
But we know (QUACK) when we sniff it...

So FOX they're playing dumb
treating us like so much scum
But his fans are loud and his tunes are kicking
so Gleeks, think about quitin'

To you poor Gleek guys you got no excuse
You can't do his thing.
he's a musician, not a beatician's
puppet that'll soon be old news...

So before y'awl try to dis
grab a bunch from his playlist
He's got game - so join the throng
and go to jonathancoulton dot com!

Then - people - If you love his sound,
you will wanna put the glee cast down,
Dial 1-900-JonnieC
And ditch that nasty FOX
cut him some slack
credit his ass
admit they're his tracks
give him some cash